Our Top 20 Guys

Jared Leto:

BARB!EK!LLER: I’ve been a huge fan of Jared Leto for years and honestly, I don’t think you could get much more perfect than him. His beautiful blue eyes, his voice, his face… everything is just practically flawless about him.

MARKY DAVELL: Perfection at its finest. Jared Leto, how do you do it? Everything and anything is out of this world and let’s not get started on his music. Amazing style and talent are serious leaders with this guy.

Travis McCoy:

BARB!EK!LLER: Gotta love a man with tattoos, piercings and stretched ears. Trav is such an amazing lyricist and has such a down to earth personality that it can become infectious. Plus, I’ve never seen a performer have the crowd eating out of his hands like him.

MARKY DAVELL: BARB!EK!LLER is correct. A tatted pierced man with lyrics to have you lost in thought. No performer could top the list on his charts of serious swag.

Adam Lambert:

BARB!EK!LLER: Adam is so fucking unique and so open with everything that he inspires me. His sense of fashion is out of the world along with the heavenly voice he was blessed with. He’s just damn gorgeous.

MARKY DAVELL: My entertainment guy. Personality and eyes of pure ice… he can entertain me any time.

Ian Somerhalder:

BARB!EK!LLER: If you were a fan of the Vampire Diaries like myself, you most likely fell in love with the badass vampire Damon Salvatore. His blue eyes and chiseled facial features make him a face that you will never forget.

MARKY DAVELL: Bad ass. Those “I’m-stuck-in-thought” blue eyes, vampire Damon from Vampire Diaries. Everything about Ian’s features just scream at you and have you lost in pure beauty.

Cole Mohr:

BARB!EK!LLER: I’m a huge fan of models and there are a few that I keep up with. Cole is one of them. He is completely random, takes amazing photos that exude his personality in each shot, and is so fucking hilarious that it makes it hard for you to ever dislike him.

MARKY DAVELL: Not very familiar with Cole but so far of what I seen of  this guy’s work can be brilliant and funny… hope to learn more about this individual.

Ash Stymest:

BARB!EK!LLER: Another model that has my heart, Ash Stymest is still just a teenager but his “I-don’t-give-a-fuck” attitude mixed with his English accent and blue eyes is enough to have you buckle at the knees. Plus, who doesn’t love a boy with tattoos?

MARKY DAVELL: Again not familiar, but the the punk bad ass attitude is enough to keep me interested.

Slash:

BARB!EK!LLER: I’ve been a fan of this man ever since I came out of the womb. Despite his age, I still find something alluring about him. I think it’s his hair.

MARKY DAVELL: Heard of Slash, never really listened to him before. All I can say is the hair is working. I’m jealous.

Jesse Williams:

BARB!EK!LLER: This is the newest addition to my list of guys. I had my eye on Jesse ever since I saw him in Grey’s Anatomy. In case you haven’t noticed, I have a weakness for mixed boys. However, mixed boys with nice bodies and undescribably beautiful eyes is enough to make a girl go crazy.

MARKY DAVELL: Very new to Jesse but who doesn’t love a hot doctor with blue eyes and a surfers tan? Gorgeous.

Vin Diesel:

BARB!EK!LLER: Hello Mr. Wonderful! You either love him or you hate him and I obviously took the route of loving him. He is such an amazing person and helps out with charity and within the community whenever he can. It’s not usual to see someone who cares as much for his fans as he does either.

MARKY DAVELL: Well I’m going the love Vin Diesel route. Muscles of steel and car of muscle are enough to keep me a fan and interested in what he has to offer to his fans.

Heath Ledger:

BARB!EK!LLER: I think this one speaks for itself. I don’t feel like I need to explain myself.

MARKY DAVELL: Agree with the BARB!EK!LLER!  I think we need to just give him a round of applause.

Taylor Lautner:

MARKY DAVELL: Pure jail bait for any on looker.Young and one of Hollywood’s hottest currently… who wouldn’t want a face like that with the image to tear you to pieces?

BARB!EK!LLER: I’m going to keep it simple… Taylor makes you feel that it would be okay to be a pedophile.

Eric Dane:

MARKY DAVELL: I fell for Eric when he appeared on Charmed as Pheobe’s  boyfriend. Gotta love Eric’s image: straight sex appeal. He makes you wanna have sex.  Hell, his voice alone can turn you on.

BARB!EK!LLER: McSTEAMY!!!! He’s so friggen gorgeous and I absolutely love his voice. Nevermind the fact that he has sex appeal oozing out of his skin.

Jensen Ackles:

MARKY DAVELL: Never have I ever thought I’d be in heaven with a serial killer. I noticed Jensen from My Bloody 3D Valentine. His voice was of a god. Sweet  Jesus! No wonder he turns heads and he doesn’t even have to be seen.

BARB!EK!LLER: I don’t know much about Jensen but he does have that bad boy look to him. You know how girls are with bad boy looks.

Steven Straight:

MARKY DAVELL: Anytime I hear this name I see The Covenant. What a role to play! Sweet heart smile and the tall, dark and handsome look going on… did some one turn the heat on in here?

BARB!EK!LLER: When I see Steven all I can think about is the Covenant. He has an amazing body and a radiant smile. What’s not to love?

Chris Evans:

MARKY DAVELL: Anyone remember Not Another Teen Movie?! I do! Especially the whipped cream and banana scene. Mad love for this blue eyed creature . BARB!EK!LLER and I have to agree with the deliciously yummy eye candy.

BARB!EK!LLER: Again, I’m not so in tune with Chris but he is another guy with gorgeous eyes and killer facial features. Yummy.

Paul Walker:

MARKY DAVELL: Paul Walker… can’t imagine this teen dream unless he’s behind the wheel of a car. Gotta say thanks for playing the good cop/bad cop. Hell, you can take me to jail.

BARB!EK!LLER: YESSSSS! I approve of this one! Paul is so fucking hot and he starred in one of my favorite movies series, Fast and Furious. A guy running around as a bad ass cop and then racing cars like it’s no one’s business… just… YESS!!!!

Josh Hartnett:

MARKY DAVELL: Forty Days, Forty Nights with a bedroom look like this that record will never be met.

BARB!EK!LLER: I feel like this one doesn’t need an explanation either.

Taylor Kitsch:

MARKY DAVELL: Long hair, chizzled abs… you’ll always remain the bad ass crotch rocket rider from the Covenant.

BARB!EK!LLER: How you doin? Taylos is so insanely gorgeous it’s unbelievable. His amazing body on top of that hair and his deep voice is so damn attractive. Love him though he will forever be Pogue.

Michael Ealy:

MARKY DAVELL: Who could ever forget the Barbershop jailbird? With a look like this and eyes of pure angels how would you wanna lock this away?

BARB!EK!LLER: I wasn’t aware of him and all I could do was sit and stare. Seeing him makes me want to look up all of his movies and watch them… NOW!

Alexander Skarsgard:

MARKY DAVELL: My blonde vampire from TrueBlood… or even my paparazzi hottie. Simply irresistible All American boy look.  Who doesn’t want that to bring home to mom and dad?

BARB!EK!LLER: Again, not a guy that I am familiar with but he makes an amazingly hot vampire so the guy has something going for him.

Grindr: For All You Gay Single Men Out There

Single and lonely are we? Looking to meet some new friends or hopefully find that knight in shining armor?

Then Grindr is for you! Grindr is a free gay social networking service for mobile devices.  The chatting service allows you to make a profile with picture display and allows you to add some basic info; for instance your name, age, and things you’re into. It also displays your location in a mile radius so that if meeting up with the person you are chatting with is possible you can go for it.

I discovered the service after a friend made me download the application for my iPhone. A few days spent seeing what Grindr was about and I gotta say that it’s not bad. Yes, there are a few guys that are looking for sex on it so beware, but if that’s not your scene there is a block button to get rid of the weirdos.

I’ve used it a few times and I’d have to give Grindr a thumbs up for networking. So all you singles out there that want to feel like maybe there is some one out there for you, give the chatting service a try.

MARKEY DAVELL

The Rumors About Lady Gaga Are Finally Squashed

So did her penis just disappear? That’s the question I want to ask all the “Gaga-has-a-penis” thinkers. After some serious web browsing on the subject, I found an article on the matter.

Apparently The Times of London sent a writer out (Adam K. Raymond) to end all rumors of the “Gaga-has-a-penis” saga and got more than just a story. The journalist and Gaga ended up at a Berlin sex club where the peep show began. After a few drinks, the two ended up having  go to the bathroom where they had a discussion about not being able to get out of a jumpsuit to pee. Gaga then stated “I’m just going to pee through my fishnets!” before relieving herself. What a cliché way to pee if I do say so myself .

To help end this rumor the journalist clarified that Gaga doesn’t have a penis. He must have been in for a treat to have seen the starlets intimate parts. Now you have it! Miss Lady Gaga is definitely not a transvestite.

MARKY DAVELL

Adam Lambert’s New Video

I LOVE Adam Lambert. He has an amazing voice and has a sense of style that I have never seen before in a man. What I love the most about him though is how true he is to himself. He dances along to the beat of his own drummer and isn’t shy about anything he does. It’s very rare to find that in an individual, especially one who was in the spotlight for a very long time as a contestant on American Idol. However, Adam has definitely established himself in the industry, making more of a name for himself than the actual American Idol winner, Kris Allen.

Adam has already released three singles off of his album For Your Entertainment; “For Your Entertainment”, “Time For Miracles” and “Whataya Want From Me”. I enjoyed the videos immensely so when I noticed in a magazine at the grocery store today that he was making a new music video for “If I Had You”, I just had to look it up. While the video has yet to be released, I have found a video of behind the scenes footage and from what I can tell, it is going to look amazing.

As always, his clothing is out of the ordinary but entirely on point, making him look fierce as all hell. I can’t wait til it is released.

BARB!EK!LLER

Aguilera A Cheap Knock-Off of Gaga?

Lady Gaga is the female Marylin Manson with a style as no other and has a fierce enough pose to burn your corneas as she walks by.  Being Hollywood’s it scene girl there are bound to be wannabes and it seems Christina Aguilera has joined the “I-wanna-be- Miss.-Gaga-trend” with her new music video “Not Myself Tonight.”

Girl on girl action and guy on girl action with extreme sexy couture is enough to make me want a taste but where is the originality in this video?  The song isn’t to die for though it will give you a chance to move your hips.  However, I can’t stand looking at the blonde starlet trying to be the Fame Monster. She needs to get her own identity and discover her self because I thought more of Aguilera until now.

I mean yes the world is all homo-happy, I’m gay my self, but it is no wonder why everyone is having sex with every Tom, Dick and Harry; the celebs are doing it.  Nowadays, that’s what everyone wants to be anyways… a celebrity.

Maybe she’ll learn her lesson off of this video and remember who she is. Until then we shall have to just deal with a jocker.

MARKY DAVELL

A Woody’s Virgin

I’ve been away from the clubbing scene for a while due to being in a relationship but after a hard breakup a night on the town was needed. Good friends of mine invited me to go out and after an hour drive to Philadelphia we ended up at Woody’s. Expecting the club to be full of sex crazed college students, it turned out to be other wise. There were fierce voguers and smooth dance moves in the air that night. As a bystander unwinding to the atmosphere, it took some time before the fever set in and I got loose on the dancefloor.

I’m not trying to stereotype but gay guys are know for their great fashion sense.  At Woody’s some wore fuzzy boots with training bras while others had on booty shorts with wife beaters. Booty shorts on guys seemed to be a hit that night but overall most of the style was up to date with the skinny jeans era.

I have a certain style on a regular basis but that night I played the role of a straight guy, still I must have stuck out like a sore thumb. Apparently I forgot that there are gay men that look hetero because I still got hit on all night. I can’t complain though. I mean who doesn’t like being asked to dance or to exchange numbers? Isn’t that what being single is all about?’

Overall my first night back to the single party scene went well and I am excited to go back. I have to give a special thanks to Nana, Nori and Berto for taking me out for the time of my 19 year old life.

MARKY DAVELL

Ram… What?!

Rammstein… probably the craziest and yet most awesome band that will ever walk this earth. Seriously.

I heard about Rammstein years ago when I was in high school from one of the girls I went to school with and my love for them grew rapidly. Despite the obvious language barrier, I found them intriguing. Their powerful instrumentals and their synth work really attracted me to them but what got my attention more than anything was how they are always willing to push the damn envelope.

They are clearly a band that does whatever the fuck they want and I hold so much respect for them as artists for that. Their music videos almost always have some sick and twisted outlook to them and some of them are even questionable as to if they could ever truly be publicly released. However, what really got me to fall in love with them was their insane live performances. No, I have never actually gotten to see them perform live (though I wish I did) but after seeing a few videos online I think it is easy to say that they put on one hell of a performance… probably one that no one could ever come close to.

Rammstein released their newest record in a special box that features six dildos (molded after them), a pair of handcuffs and some lubricant.

Plus, their newest album (Liebe Ist Für Alle Da) is fucking amazing and their music videos just got more ballsy, especially their music video for “Pussy”. And if you get really interested, check out their newest video for their song “Haifisch” which is pretty fucking funny if I do say so myself.

BARB!EK!LLER

If the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

If the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree …. then these little girls’ mothers must be strippers. From the tricked out training bras to the lace booty shorts  and come fuck me boots WTF were their parents thinking? Talking about not looking easy, these little girls look like they’re selling a Vegas late night special lap dance. Then again the celebrities they look up to don’t have a problem showing  more than enough skin (their sugar bowls).

However, Beyonce could have definitely taken a page from their book for her music video (maybe she would have won the video of the year).  Hard booty poppin and clean synchronization made this dance, despite the outfits, America’s Best Dance Crew quality.

MARKY DAVELL